Insane Illinois high school football game sees 172-point explosion before darkness forces venue change

Well, the high school football regular season — at least down here in Florida — has come to a close.

That’s right. Feels like we were just reigniting the stadium lights for the first time in August, and now we’re off to the postseason. Time flies when you’re having fun!

For anyone paying attention, you know this has been my Saturday routine for two months now.

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I’ve taken it upon myself here at OutKick to highlight at least one high school football play/ player/ story each and every weekend during the season. These guys are all about to be millionaires with the silly NIL rules, so we might as well get ahead of the curve and start identifying them early.

So far this year, we’ve seen a wild Hail Mary in Florida, an entire California team get suspended because the mascot shot the bird to some fans, a giant running back in Kentucky smashing heads, and perhaps the best running back in the nation out of Tennessee.

Chattanooga Baylor’s David Gabriel-Georges is brought down by the Trinity defense in the first half on Sept. 11, 2026. (USA TODAY Network via Reuters Connect)

It’s been quite a ride. I love Friday night lights — both the TV series and the actual game itself. Nothing beats high school football. In a world of NIL deals, it’s the last pure form of amateur athletics left.

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Now, on the note, let’s head out to Illinois, where two teams scored so many points in last night’s playoff game, they had to move stadiums in the fourth quarter because of darkness.

True story:

This is why we play the game!

Amazing. Goodness gracious, you’re just not getting that sort of content at the college or pro level.

Well, scratch that, we used to get it once a week back in the “Pac-12 After Dark” days, but the NCAA took that from us. Crooks!

Anyway, back to this offensive explosion … take a look at that box score! Take a look at these final stats, courtesy of Don O’Brien, who’s head I imagine was SPINNING covering this game last night:

Chicago Goode’s Aedan Cleveland finished with 322 rushing yards and five touchdowns. Those are Derrick Henry numbers back when he broke hearts at Yulee High School down here in Florida.

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The goalposts, stadium lights and home team stands at Gov. Mifflin High School during a high school football game between the Wilson Bulldogs and the Gov. Mifflin Mustangs in Shillington, Pa., on Sept. 3, 2021. (MediaNews Group via Getty Images)

Not to be outdone, Quincy signal-caller Bryson Little threw for 675 yards a state single-game record eight touchdown passes. He rushed for two more just for good measure.

There were, unofficially (because most stats in high school football are) over 1,400 yards of total offense between these two teams, which were originally scheduled to play on Saturday. The game was moved to Friday, and kicked off at 3 p.m. at Goode’s field, which doesn’t have lights.

Both defenses apparently didn’t get the memo, and the lights became an issue late in the game. Refs decided to hit the pause button at 88-84 with just under four minutes left, and moved the game to a venue about five miles away.

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An hour later, play resumed. Shockingly, there wasn’t another touchdown, and the game ended at a measly 172 total points.

What a game. What a night.

What a sport.

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