‘Serial defecator’ on the loose in Tulsa, last seen wearing a thong, mask with a hole cut out & a shower cap
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Police in Tulsa, Oklahoma need the public’s help. They’re looking for someone they’ve dubbed a “serial defecator.”
A “mostly naked man” has been terrorizing local businesses and is on the loose despite the Tulsa Police Department’s attempts to capture him.
A police cruiser responds to an incident in Tulsa’s Greenwood District, the site of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre. (Getty Images)
A business owner in a shopping center reported that a man wearing a thong, a cut-open mask, and a shower cap had taken a dump in a dog waste bag and smeared it on the walls and doors of the business.
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The police responded around 4:30 am on Wednesday morning, reports FOX 23, but weren’t able to find the “serial defecator.” They did, however, get a good look at the man thanks to security camera footage.
In the footage, captured on a camera the business owner put up, police say the partially masked man exposed himself before dropping another deuce into a doggie bag.
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“Officers have responded to the area on multiple occasions, but have yet to track him down,” the Tulsa Police Department wrote in a Facebook post.
“Please, if you know where we can find him, we’d love to relieve these business owners.”
A Tulsa police officer diffuses a conflict with members of the Black Panther Party and other armed demonstrators during commemorations of the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre on May 29, 2021, in Tulsa, Okla. May 31 of that year marked the centennial of when a white mob started looting, burning and murdering in Tulsa’s Greenwood neighborhood, then known as Black Wall Street, killing up to 300 people and displacing thousands more. (Getty Images)
This guy has to be stopped. You can’t have businesses worried about whether they’re going to start their day with walls and doors covered in poop. That’s not how a functioning society operates.
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As for his chosen attire, while hilarious, you don’t want to get too close if you see him in his shower cap, mask with a hole, and thong outfit. And I’d run if you hear the snap of a rubber glove and the crinkle of a doggie bag.
Run, but call the police as you do. You don’t want to give the “serial defecator” a chance to locate a phone booth and turn back into a normal member of society. The police have had a hard time catching him after all.
